Basic Info

Name:
Jade
Contributor Status:
Native AdVert
Initial Contribution Date:
01/22/2019

Career Info

Primary Industry:
Television / Film
Personal Career Headline:
Comedian

My Native AdVert

Career Snapshot:

JADE CATTA-PRETA IS A BRAZILIAN BORN COMIC AND ACTRESS WORKING IN LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK AND BRAZIL. SHE PERFORMS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND FEATURES FOR BILL BURR, KEVIN NEALON, BOBBY LEE AND RAFINHA BASTOS. YOU CAN CATCH HER ON POP’S NEW SERIES THE JOEY MAC PROJECT AND TRUTV’S THOSE WHO CAN’T, GREATEST EVER AND COMEDY KNOCKOUT. RECENTLY, JADE STARRED IN MTV’S HIT SERIES LADYLIKE, APPEARED ON ROOSTER TEETH’S CRUNCH TIME AND WAS SERIES REGULAR ON ABC’S MANHATTAN LOVE STORY AND IS CURRENTLY RECURRING IN CBS’ LIFE IN PIECES AND HULU’S FUTURE MAN. ADDITIONALLY, SHE WAS A CAST MEMBER ON MTV’S GIRL CODE, OFTEN APPEARS ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S @MIDNIGHT AND REGULARLY HOSTS ON VH1. OTHER NOTABLE CREDITS INCLUDE RECURRING ROLES ON CALIFORNICATION, MTV’S PUNK’D AND GUEST STARS ON MODERN FAMILY, THE JIM GAFFIGAN SHOW, ANGEL FROM HELL, 2 BROKE GIRLS AND SULLIVAN & SON.

What Else To Know

My Goal of the Day:

Keep it positive, keep moving forward and don’t buy anything online

My Thought of the Day:

What is JTT up to now a days? Call me.

My Action of the Day:

Be kind to yourself and others.

My Deed of the Day:

I did not post a pic of my butt today. You are welcome Mom.

My Tip of the Day:

Treat everyone like they are a friend of 15 years.

My Pic of the Day:
Tell Us More:

My Pic of the Day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dofJq1FzT8U

I chose this vid instead of a pic because it really touched me. My mom gave up so much in order for me to live my life and on top of that I feel so proud of the recent moves all women have made towards equality. Also, Iadore Glenn Close and hope to work with her one day! Get it Glenn.

Here’s a pic too actually. It’s Valentina. I can’t get enough of Rupaul’s Drag Race and need to be a judge on itsoon. Just putting it out there. “Cause if you can’t love yourself, how the Hell you gonna love anybody else? Can I get an Amen up in here?” – Mamma Ru

A Day in My Life:

What do you love most about Your City?

I love that LA has so many different little niche parts. You can go from the beach to little Tokyo within the hour. Also, there’s always something new to try. You bored? Go take a trampoline work out class bro.

Favorite breakfast meal & restaurant?

Fave breaky is def eggs benedict add avocado and crispy not too crispy bacon. Fave restaurant???!! I couldn’t pick just one, but I am very fond of Isakaya Onsen. 

What are you doing at:

6:00 AM – SLEEPING 100% or I’m headed to set and feeling like a 1000 bucks. 10:00 AM – Walking my dog Cheryl and thinking about how cute her strut is.

12:00 PM – Favorite Lunch spot/meal?

Gah!! Hard to pick. My spectrum goes from healthy bowl to juicy burger to Korean bbq. Guilty of some late night Carnie runs, but also love Raos and Parks Bbq.

7:00 PM – Running out of the house to get to my spot, blasting LP or King Princess. People say they hate traffic, but I’d rather be in my car picking my nose in peace then in the subway, just sayin’.

11:00 PM – Deciding whether I watch another ep of a this Australian reality show or if I finally go to bed. I finally get in bed and feel lonely for a sec. Then I fart and realize I love being alone. Meditate, rinse and repeat.

What drink do you need to get through the day and at the end (and how many)?

Had to quit coffee so now I’m a macha or a chai girl. Holler at chai girl! Yikes. One or two usually.

Most used App/Favorite Instagram Account? Not gonna lie, love me some instagram and can’t live without spotify.

What should everyone try at least once? Scuba diving. Most exhilarating experience of my life. My instructor had a waterproof pad on his gear so I got to tell a joke 60 feet under. OR get a tat with your mom, that was pretty cute too.

Where do you enjoy getting lost? I love the beach. If I’m not there, I’m probably thinking about it. Love a good bikram class too, besides doing stand up, it’s the only other place I’m super focused and out of my head.

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